My 31st birthday is less than a week away and when I realized this, I freaked out.
Actually, no. To say I freaked out is stretching the truth to the point of breaking it.
I went full Muppet.
You never go full Muppet.
And in between the panicked screaming, my inner monologue kicked in:
Dude. You have no idea what you’re doing, you know that right? Oh and everyone else knows it too
You know what…
honestly all you guys are WEAK for hating on all these foods. one day theres gonna be a world where olives, avocados and pizzas with pineapple on them are the only forms of sustenance and yall will be writhing on the ground starving while people like me take over
Also, would avocado salsa work on the right kind of pizza?